5/24/03
"Actions have reactions, don't be quick to judge. You
may not know the hardships that people don't speak of. It's
often best to stand back and observe with couth, we all will
meet our moment of truth."
Gangstarr
Air hockey any one?
http://electrotank.lycoszone.com/games/airhockey.swf
5/23/03
Love of beauty is Taste. The creation of beauty is Art.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Public Service Announcement:
http://www.weaselstudios.com/fun/cartoons/psa.html
5/22/03
Timing + Communication - Bullshit = Progress
Matrix 3 - Revolutions teaser
http://home.csumb.edu/h/hiltonrichard/world/matrix/
5/21/03
Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting
of the breath. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that
everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important. Just
lie down. Natalie Goldberg
Computer Boy:
Matrix 1 parody. Filmed in Australia. 45 minutes. Very funny.
106 megabites
Use either link:
http://www.ausgamers.com/files/download/html/3544
http://files.ausgamers.com:81/media/shortmovies/computerboy/computerboy.mov
5/20/03
The distance between madness and genius, is measured only
be success.
Matrix Reloaded Premier!
http://www.hollywood.com/sites/matrix/video/media/1716430
5/18/03
"My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know
how she did it, but she got poison oak on the brain. When
it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think
about sandpaper." --Stephen Wright
http://www.knoledge.org/oak/
5/17/03
putting me on blast
to be publicly disciplined or to have someone raise their
voice at you. Similar to "putting someone on the spot." "Why
was that teacher putting me on blast?"
Vocab:
http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/
5/16/03
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact
of spiritual force. Franklin D Roosevelt
Student Demonstrations in Tiananmen Square:
Select quicktime:
http://edition.cnn.com/video/world/2001/06/01/tank.html
5/14/03
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying
to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
Larry Wall
Freak Trailer:
http://www.menithings.com/videos/FreakTrailer.mov
5/13/03
perhaps it's good to have a beautiful mind, but an even
greater gift, is to discover a beautiful heart.
Your computer is mestup:
http://asdfg.jodi.org
5/12/03
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push
alone.
Laurence J. Peter
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/optical.html
5/11/03
Expectations lead to planned dissapointments.
Some really good animation:
http://www.bk1productions.com/
5/02/03
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage
-- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
what are you?
http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm
4/30/03
"People will forget what you said, people will forget
what you did, but people will never forget how you made them
feel . . . "
snowboarding game:
http://www.yamago.net/xtrem/snow/
4/29/03
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must
be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can
ever happen in war.
-Ernest Hemingway
Robota:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/dc_studio/robota/
4/28/03
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Monday morning:
http://www.killfrog.com/newpages/monday.html
4/29/03
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
you tried.
Combo #5:
http://www.shluttybotch.com/flash/combo5.swf
4/26/03
"Is the hokey pokey really what its all about?"
Homestar’s website is down:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html
4/25/03
A food and his money can throw one hEll of a party.
Click on the numbers at the bottom:
http://www.praktica.net
4/24/03
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-Jimi Hendrix
Xx Disclaimer xX:
The following link does not necessarily represent the view
and beliefs of the MotD.
A bit of Pro-war Propaganda for you:
http://www.snickerplanet.com/humor_saddam_bomb.swf
4/23/03
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/rgb.swf
4/22/03
A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions
has never overcome them.
~Carl Jung
change Anything into oil:
http://www.discover.com/may_03/featoil.html
4/21/03
The only 15-lefter word that can be spelled without repeating
a letter is uncopyrightable.
online pictionary:
http://www.isketch.net/
4/20/03
Things are only impossible until they're not!
Alien abduction game:
http://www.cinecity.com.au/CinecityWebPage/HomePage/AlienAbductionGame.htm
How weird street fair this Sunday:
http://www.howweird.org/video.html
4/19/03
Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays of now!
How weird street fair this Sunday:
http://www.howweird.org/video.html
4/18/03
Brain cells on strike. What a headache.
-Bulb
we come in peace:
http://wecomeinpeace.free.fr
4/17/03
I have seen flowers come in stony places
and kind things done by men with ugly faces,
and the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races,
So I trust, too. - john masefield
Mission Impossible Style:
http://www.edgardofilms.com.ar/hacker-en.html
4/16/03
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Watch the Final Theatrical Trailer:
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/
4/15/03
Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded firestation?
Grandma’s Chicken Head Dinner Game:
http://www.weaselstudios.com/fun/games/chicken.html
4.14.03
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new
people every day
Round of miniture golf?
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/miniputt.swf
4/11/3
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT SCHOOL:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
Switch too Linux:
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/switchlinux3.swf
4/10/3
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing!
Markenstien:
http://68.8.182.152:8011/mark/
4/9/03
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper
is a white guy,
The best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA
is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the
U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three
most
powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick",
and "Colon".
- Chris Rock
Ask Sid:
http://www.cinecity.com.au/CinecityWebPage/AskSid/WarOnTerror1024.htm
4/8/03
Patience is bitter, but it's fruit is sweet.
My icons do this sometimes:
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/see.swf
4/7/03
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Warning the flash movie below is for a mature audience only:
http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/abc4.swf
4/6/03
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when
you take your eyes off your goals."
Author Unknown
Paper Scissor rock:
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/janken.html
4/5/03
A special treat for all our blind readers...
Q: .:.:: :.: ::.:. .::.:. :. :.::.: :.::.: :.: .:..:?
A: .:.:.:!
http://www.carladiana.com/repercussion/
4/4/03
"Can't rape the willing."
Orisinal:
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/others/trailer.htm
4/03/03
Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the
cares of daily life and to relax completely?
Karen Brademeyer
Relax:
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/others/rain.htm
4/02/03
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before
the police."
Jeff Marder.
student film here at CSUMB:
http://www.browshow.com/
4/01/03
"do not fear death, rather the unlived life"
a high school student made this game:
http://henry.sandi.net/hatchweb/gallery/game/
3/31/03
“A day without the sun is like,,, night.”
The Alien (press different letters on the keyboard)
http://www.eyeenvision.com/alienencounter/alienencounter.swf
3/25/03
goodevening %n. I Would just like to announce that the Mot
D is back! I’m your host, Xx MotD xX. Spring break
was t0ugh, but now that I’m back at school, life is
easy again. we are starting off this weeks messages with
a confusing one about the definition of a word? I promise
it will be better tomorrow :-E (please make your contributions
now)
autonomous - my it'self, alone. Right?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=autonomous%20
3/19/03
Inopia celeritatis – a mild dyslexia that makes it
impossible to arrive on time.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/robotdance.html
3/14/03
"No mom, after I die you won't be childless...(pause)....Monica"
Odd Todd episode 2: Help wanted:
http://www.oddtodd.com/hw.html
3/13/03
"insanity is attempting to get a new result by doing
the same thing over and over again"
http://www.alteringtime.com/files/flash/winrg.swf
3/12/03
Love science. Of all the lies, it is the least untrue.
-Benetta Wilson
The Flash Psychic can read your mind:
http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf
3/11/03
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon
Mirror site for google:
http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/
3/10/03
"I really lived life to its fullest and that got me
in trouble from time to time." -- Matthew Perry
Lobster Magnet!!!
http://www.512productions.com/lobstermagnet/lobsmag.swf
3/09/03
"no one wants to be ordinary in this crazy mixed up
world"
Max and Cow:
http://www.seemaxrun.com/MaxandCow/Episode1_Eiffel/maxandcoweiffel_FLASH_02.htm
3/08/03
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you
were to live forever."
reaction test.
http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/reaction/reaction_test.htm
3/07/03
you thought clowns were in Washington, wait until you see
Krusty run for kongress
http://www.hampsterdance.com
3/06/03
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those
who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." -
Albert Einstein
Citizens Association to Blow up the Moon:
http://nwmail.washtenaw.cc.mi.us/~bwells/gdt200/cabum1.html
3/05/03
Wilco – I have received your transmission, understand
it, and will comply, to be used only by the addressee. Since
the meaning of Roger is included in that of Wilco, the two
prowords are never used together.
- Soldier’s Manual of Common Tasks. Skill Level 1
October 1985
(Richard the elder’s)
Horse Quartet:
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
3/04/03
He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy
in another. (Aesop)
Strong Bad
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.html
3/03/03
"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination"
People Are Led To Believe They Experienced The Improbable
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/02/030217115223.htm
3/02/03
Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark
the dangers of bunge jumping:
http://laugh.or.die.net/movies/bungee.swf
3/01/03
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects
revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such
a method is love.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
war is not the answer.
http://www.endofexistence.org/
2/28/03
“go through the open door.”
“
If there is no open door, then open one.”
-Old Man Richard
good flash entertainment:
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/
2/25/03
"If you were happy every day of you life, you wouldn't
be human. You'd be a game show host."
http://www.alphazekko.com
2/22/03
"
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do
alone and nobody laughs at you."
-Woody Allen
http://www.technochuck.com/
2/19/03
"When the sun shines on you, you see your friends.
Friends are the thermometers by which one may judge the temperatures
of our fortunes." -marguerite blessington
who would win in a fight?
http://www.pubfight.com
2/17/03
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length...
Robert Frost
Strong bad:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail62.html
2/15/03
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of
all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
Kunstbar:
http://www.sundanceonlinefilmfestival.org/animation01_06a.html
Wish you could fit your computer, phone, calendar, address
book & camera
into your hip pocket? You can! The T-Mobile Sidekick is your
all-in-one
wireless device. Visit http://www.hiptop.com/sjsu for special
offers &
check out the hiplogs for your picture!
2/14/03
"all's fair in love and war"
Happy Valentines Day,
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/smoochie.html
2/13/03
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Ellie Katz
bet you won’t watch the whole thing:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html
2/12/03
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
The Pest:
http://www.whitehouseanimationinc.com/thepest.htm
2/11/03
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back
into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
http://www.brokensaints.com/
2/10/03
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel its warmth.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario.html
2/9/03
when will the world listen to reason?
i have a feeling it'll be a long time.
when will the truth come into season?
i have a feeling it'll be a long time.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
law suits against this site:
http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html
http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/ninja.html
http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/court2.html
2/8/03
There are those who would lament their losses endlessly
and with a tireless vigor. Their gaze has been averted from
something that should hold their focus forward. Unfortunately
they endlessly look back, unable to ever let the moment be.
When one cannot let the moment be, nothing follows except
emptiness and sorrow. So wallow away if that is what you
truly wish, but I shall forever look to the present as the
locus of my existence. Do not think, simply be.
Silly rabbit
http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/go.swf
2/7/03
"how do you talk about reality when your whole life
has been a dream?"
http://www.addictinggames.com/zoo.html
2/5/03
Animatrix
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_cmp/animatrix_site_episode1.html
02/04/03
"I've gone to go find myself, if I get back before
I return keep me here!"?
I can relate to this:
http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf
01/17/03
It goes without saying that the Big Sittin' Goose Decoy
Blind, a product that we are not making up, is designed for
hunters. The hunter reclines in a sort of beach chair, then
pulls the giant goose body down over his face, making himself
virtually invisible, except for the fact that his arms and
legs and gun are clearly sticking out. The idea is that when
geese fly overhead, they look down and think: Hey! There's
a person down there engaging in an act of perversion with
a giant goose! Naturally the geese want to fly down and take
a closer look. Anybody would. - Dave Barry
If you click on this link, you're an idiot. So don't…
http://laugh.or.die.net/youare.swf
01/15/03
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.
We got deathstar
http://laugh.or.die.net/starwars/gangsta.swf
(and you know that we got it)
01/14/03
Hickory, dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the
clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Want to play Tetris against me? Msg me.
Multiplayer Tetris:
http://www.nextsolutions.us/tetrinet.zip
01/12/03
Champions adjust. Billie Jean King Don't sweat the small
stuff, everything is small stuff. unknown
A Falling down Stairs simulator (you have to download it)
http://taat.fi/taat/porrasturvat/
01/11/03
If you receive something that says 'Send this to everyone
you know,' pretend you don't know me. (Roy Johnson)
Bumble being:
http://billyblob.com/animation_f/bumble-beeing.html
1/09/03
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled
by their maker.
You are god, and your people have angered you:
http://www.armegalo.com/wrath/wrath.html
1/07/03
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work
in your underwear during a fire drill.
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1636
1/06/03
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
Laid Off:
http://www.oddtodd.com/index2.html
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