Vow of Silence Joke
After a long and arduous struggle, a man joins a Tibetan Monastery which has a 5 year vow of silence. After 5 years, you are only allowed two words.
The first 5 years passes. The student monk sits before the head monk and says, “hard bed”.
Another 5 years passes.
The student monk comes before the head monk and says, “food bad”.
A further 5 years passes.
The student monk once again presents to the head monk and says, “I quit”.
The head monk considers this for a moment, then replies: “I’m not surprised. All you’ve been doing is complaining since you got here”.