Expensive Mouthwash
A well dressed sales person approaches someone on the street, and says “would you like to buy this mouthwash for $200?” The person responds, “no, that’s far to expensive.” The Sales person offers “What about for $100?” the person responds by saying “That’s still too expensive, stop bothering me.” The sales person pulls out some brownies, and offers one to the person, apologizing for being rude. The person takes a bite, then spits it out. “This tastes like crap!” The sales person says. “It is, want to buy some mouth wash?”