Sum Puns
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity . I can’t put it down.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met
herbivore.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Posted in: Jokes November 15th, 2012
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.