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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn’t control her pupils?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Posted in: Jokes February 15th, 2013

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