Super-Bowl Joke
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn’t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, “No, because my wife just died.”
“Well,” says the first man, “why didn’t you just bring a friend or relative?”
The guy replied, “Oh, they’re all at the funeral.”
“Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.”
Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!
Posted in: Jokes February 1st, 2014