Mad Cow Disease

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?

Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?

Posted in: Jokes February 2nd, 2012

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