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Hello, is this the Police?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” Read more →

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even... Read more →

“Half the time you think your thinking you’re actually listening.” – Terence McKenna Read more →