‘Jokes’
What did the grape do when he was stepped on by someone?
He let out a little wine.
Psychic fair canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Question:
How many gurus does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer:
None. The guru’s light is eternal.
The young Buddhist monk asks his teacher, “Oh Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?”
The Master replies, “Sure, my son…as long as there are no attachments.”
I have finally discovered, what is wrong with my brain:
on the left side, there is nothing right, and
on the right side, there is nothing left.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
How to you know its raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
A well dressed sales person approaches someone on the street, and says “would you like to buy this mouthwash for $200?” The person responds, “no, that’s far to expensive.” The Sales person offers “What about for $100?” the person responds by saying “That’s still too expensive, stop bothering me.” The sales person pulls out some brownies, and offers one to the person, apologizing for being rude. The person takes a bite, then spits it out. “This tastes like crap!” The sales person says. “It is, want to buy some mouth wash?”