God’s Millions
A man went into the forest to talk to God:
Man: “God, tell me, what is a million years to you?”
God: “A million years is like a second to me.”
Man: “Ok then tell me God, what is a million dollars to you?”
God: A million dollars to me is like a penny.”
Man: “So God… can I have a million dollars?”
God: “In a second.”
Posted in: Jokes October 24th, 2013