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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity . I can’t put it down. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Read more →

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.” They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait… no noise. Read more →

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.” Dr. Seuss Read more →